Gecko Speak.

In my country, some boys (XY) like to get a girls (XX) attention by making a gecko kind of sound; basically by pursing your lips into a kissing position and inhaling throught the mouth. I HATE THAT! We don't speak gecko and neither are we dogs so if you want to get our attention just stick to the human language and say hi or a smile will do. Right girls?

Beautiful people.

My beau (XY) and I (XX) are a beautiful couple. And we love to people watch and make fun of their clothes or style. But I get pretty irritated when he contionously points out other girls like 30 times or keeps saying how pretty a girl is. Hello, like I'm right there listening!

Missing Target.

ARGH!!!! Kay guys (XY) if you missed your target in the loo; no, it's not going to disappear as it evaporates. It'll just linger in the air. Just take some water and wash it off especially from the toilet seat and floor. GET IT?! Or else.

Sincerely Hit Girl(XX).

Directions

Hubbie (XY) and I, the wifey (XX) are on a trip yeay! But we got lost boo! He insisted on NOT asking for directions eventhough we wasted almost 2 hours! Finally it hits him that we're lost but he asks ME to ask for directions from a bunch of men by the road side. Reason being I have the feminine charm. Didn't realise you needed charms to get directions.

Car, the other woman.

Just got married about a year back. Hold the congratulations. Husband (XY) spends more money and time on the car then me (XX) face to face! Normal week 48 hours on car, 10 hours with me, awake. Aside from working and sleeping of course. Tried to join his hobby but got shooed off. Tried to accept it but he's spending too much money on the car. Yes we can afford it, for now. Yes there will be an intervention but I am right in being worried, right?